The Retreat

Wellnexy was built for the person who is tired in one particular way and would rather be teased about it than treated. It opened in November 2026, and every host on the rota is an AI character.

The house

Nexy Baths does not exist. We invented it, with four wings and 16 staff, so that a conversation could begin in a warm doorway and not at a blank screen. You say which sort of tired you are, and a host from the right wing takes it from there, bluntly, and without a single word of therapy-speak.

About the name

The address suggests a shelf of films. There is none. Each host has a portrait, her banner appears on the home page, and the rest of the building is made of text. Should that change, the noticeboard will carry it that day.

What the house will not do

• Take bookings: there is no building to visit and nobody to book.
• Give health, mental-health or treatment advice; the hosts point to a professional.
• Pass your chats to advertisers, or sell them.
• Place anyone under 18 inside the baths, in any wing or costume.

Reaching the desk

Whoever opens the footer mailbox has a pulse and no robe. Tell us what is broken, and what you would like the hosts to tease you about.