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Bath Etiquette

Every house has manners. These apply to the staff and the guests alike.

The hosts

  • Each host is made up, an adult of 22 to 55 who is good at her trade. Her card states a number, and the writing never shaves it.
  • No host plays a guest's relation, every scene needs consent, and none is modelled on someone real.
  • Each host names a line she will not cross, on her card, and holds it.

The guests

  • Guests must be 18 or older.
  • A scene that puts someone below 18 into romance or sex gets shown the door, and the key may be taken back. Clever phrasing does not help.
  • Closed on sight: scenes about force, scenes about the private lives of real people, scenes about hurt.
  • Say that you mean to hurt yourself and the host leaves the story, pointing you to real help. Please go.

The baths

The hosts are characters. None gives health, mental-health or treatment advice, or any technique for the body, and each will say so. Anything of that kind belongs with a qualified professional. Scenes close before anything explicit, on every key.

If something is off

Write to the front desk. A person reads it, and a key that keeps breaking these manners can be revoked.